Terrorism Comes In Many Forms January 16, 2009
Posted by mike in Uncategorized.trackback
Ladies and gentlemen, let the panic begin.
TERRORIST GEESE BRING DOWN JETLINER.
In his final days in office, preseident George W. Bush has declared a new war against terrorist geese.
The homeland security agency has released the following sketch of the suspected leader of the terrorist group believed to be responsible for this tragedy:
Anyone with any information regarding the terrorist goose leader Osama bin-Honk should contact the nearest authorities. Approach with caution. Suspect may be armed winged.
That is an amazing story … you couldn’t make it up, could you? I hope that pilot gets some sort of recognition – he’ll be played by Bruce Willis in the movie, won’t he?
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And pate is made from GOOSE livers, and comes from FRANCE, right?
DAMN YOU, OSAMA BEEN HONKEN!
Kitty–It is an amazing story and that pilot did a hell of a job bringing that plane down safely after that horrendous terrorist goose attack.
Colonel–The Friggin’ French connection. They are behind everything!
I hear these terrorist geese have a lot of cells in Canada.
Moooooog–Now in addition to the The War Against Terror (TWAT), president Bush has to open a new front in our battle for survival. The Fight Against Geese (FAG) will be a long drawn out battle.
Think about it.
1. Geese with obvious french sympathies
2. Airbus built by french with french sympathies.
I think that the TWAT needs to go after the french.
At long last.
REVENGE on the cheese eating surrender monkies.
YES, Bruce Willis has to play this pilot
TV
Miracle landing & rescue !
Definitely Bruce Willis for the hero Pilot , but who to play Osama Bin Honken & the other Bearded Geese ???
Mike – brilliant take on things.
Colonel – “Osama Been Honken.” Fucking brilliant!
of course this sort of thing wont happen in the obama years…geese will be integrated appropriately into society…
No doubt the French will devise some sort of award for the Golden Geese.. a Rainbow Warrior Turban perhaps?
Thomas–When there’s a symbolic ass-raping going on somewhere in the world, you can rest assured the French are behind it.
Henri–I saw an interview with a guy who talked to the pilot after the landing and he said the pilot is a great guy. He had to be one hell of a talented pilot to pull that off.
nhfalcon–Thank you, and yes, Colonel nailed that one.
Rosie–Can geese ever be fully reformed? I’m not sure.
Meggie–The French are a devilish bunch capable of such horror. It is hard to tell what they will come up with next.
Those Muslims can brainwash anyone
I just drank that goose all up. We are safe. All hail, me!
They have already infiltrated Hollywood through their sleeper agent, Ryan Gosling.
So we have a war against FAG TWAT? ouch.
PS- Did you hear that the terrorist geese pulled both the engine off in midair? Man, I’m never flying again. They’re EVERYWHERE!
Bruce Willis is so last decade. I think Mark Wahlberg would fit the bill much better. At least on the eyes.
I am suddenly craving pate with capers and wine.
Malach–Apparently they can brainwash anyone and anything.
Chickie–That makes you some kind of super hero.
Cissy–We are going to have to sick Chickie on him. Perhaps she can drink him all up too.
Colonel–I did hear that. Those little bastards are tough.
MI–Maybe, but that pilot looked pretty old. I was thinking maybe Clint Eastwood should play the pilot.
I dont care what you mean!
I just found this over at angies “My crazy life” and despite the topic…this so reminded me of your lovely kitty:
Gotta love Craigslist
A friend of mine found this post on Craigslist. Thought I’d share the laugh.
Free- Ferocious Attack kitten
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Reply to: see below
Date: 2009-01-10, 11:06PM EST
Ferocious attack kitten is available for adoption to any home willing to accept him.
I have a destructive kitty who has been trained as a proud warrior and will fiercely defend your house, even against you. Well-trained since 10-weeks of age to attack anything in his presence, he will protect your family from evil things, including the following:
* insects
* other trained attack kittens
* babies
* toilet paper
* anything under a blanket
* unwanted house guests
* paper bags
* floor rugs
* Chuck Norris
* Feet.
Great with children (assuming you donʼt like the children). Probably best used for professional cat fighting. He is housebroken, but only because he wants to be. This attack cat has trained himself to seek out his food anywhere you hide it and rip the bag open to feed himself, great for those who travel extensively. Also trained to drink water out of toilet bowls and dishwater from items in the sink. Knows how to open some doors. He will find you wherever you hide.
Neutered (trust me, you wont want to him to procreate). Has not been declawed, but you’ll figure that out really fast.
Understands and responds to a variety of vulgar and profane verbal commands. Has a very soft and furry belly, like a teddy bear – however he will bite your face if you try to touch it.
Potential adopters must have experience with trained attack-kittens… please be prepared to show scars.
For the love of God, someone please take this thing out of my house.
Mike, it didn’t snow….but we made the news today!
Searching on the web I uncovered their Terrorist Manifesto!:
Goosey Goosey Gander whither shall I wander,
Upstairs, downstairs and in my lady’s chamber
There I met an old man who wouldn’t say his prayers,
I took him by the left leg and threw him down the stairs.
Could anything be clearer? The ‘lady’s chamber’ refers to the US (for surely, it is the ‘chamber’ of Liberty) and the ‘old man who wouldn’t say his prayers’ is the Muslim traitor Obama, who has turned his back on Islam. The geese brought this plane down on the Hudson (not so far from the Statue of Liberty) as a warning that they’re going to ‘throw the new president down the stairs”!
America, your goose is cooked.
MI–Oh my God, that is Black Kitty of Death. Someone is trying to give away BK of D. I did see that you were on the news today (assuming you are talking about giving us Joe Biden for the next 8 years.)
Anaglyph–Fucking. Brilliant. And yes, these diabolical geese are out to get us. I have to fly in a few weeks. I sure hope we can contain them.
I think the Geese? Goose? Goosey’s? are trying to give away your BK of D.
Yes, said bye bye to Joe today…kinda strange seeing him pull out of that train station. I have taken many many a trip from there myself. You pass close to the train station on I95 too, kinda funny looking being that old station surrounded by new sprouting condos and business towers on the water front.
Oh – I forgot to point out: ‘left leg’. Obviously a reference to Obama’s Communist leanings.
MI–Did you notice that they (Barack and Joe) went by train? Yeah, apparently the terrorist geese own the skies.
Anaglyph–Yeah, America’s “mountain folk” are all worked up because they are convinced Obama is a muslim/terrorist/communist. I think what they are really trying to say is that he is a negro.
After Obama Express train ride party, my house 9pm. BYOB (For Mike that is “bring your own boobs”)
We have no life….you realize that don’t you?
I think what they are really trying to say is that he is a negro.
Hmm. So nothing much gets past them, right?
MI–Dang, sorry I missed it. I seem to miss a lot of parties these days.
Anaglyph–Them dudes are right on top of things.
Well, Biden *did* warn us all that Obama would be “tested.” Perhaps this is the opening salvo.
HT/GT–What’s next–suicide sparrows?
We saw him today. He is here in the UK. I swear it. There was a goose down at the broad with a chip packet on his head looked just like your photofit.
You are so funny, Mike. I showed my sons this and they loved it too.
RB–I tell you he is everywhere at once. He is some kind of magic goose!
Dayum, those terrorists are SLICK!
p.s. geese have always scared me – now it makes more sense!