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….more times than i have posted this year. April 26, 2009

Posted by mike in Uncategorized.
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Ladies and gentlemen, you know how they say that immitation is the sincerest form of flattery? Well, that may be true, but in my case,  I just need to pay tribute to someone elses shtick. Actually, this may be more a case of shtick envy than it is paying tribute, but anyway, you get the point.

So without further ado, I would like to tip my hat to the man behind the curtain, Joey Polanski, as I steal his “Buddies, please don’t confuse ‘em” shtick.

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Tennessee Williams

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Tennessee Ernie Ford

One smokes a pipe and the other smokes a pole.

Of course if I would have  made that pole a “Pole,” this might have been a whole different kind of tribute. Heh, heh.

Comments

1. Joey Polanski - April 26, 2009

And ainit odd that what croakd th pole-smokr was th LACK of a strong gag-reflex?

mike - April 26, 2009

Oh you can just tell he is a swallower in that picture.

2. anaglyph - April 26, 2009

Y’know, I always hope I don’t have to try and comment after Joey, because, well, because…

3. Melissa - April 26, 2009

Joey’s comment is hilarious. Gawd.

4. Mybrid - April 26, 2009

It’s been four months since I adopted three kids and tonight I finally have 30 minutes to relax and check on four months worth of your posts.

On second thought, nope. First I have to update MY blog, then I have to email the 100+ friends who wished me well four months ago, then I have to …oh, forget it. I might as well give up now on having a life.

I’m on Facebook now. It’s easier to update with my iPhone in the two minutes I wait for my lunch to be prepared at the cafeteria, or while I’m stuck in traffic.

Sorry I’ve been missing from the blogging scene. I do miss it!!!

5. mike - April 26, 2009

Anaglyph–He’s a hard a hard act to follow.

Melissa–Joey’s been keeping it real in the blogging world for as long as I can remember!

Mybrid–Well the fact that you had time to type at all with 3 kids is something akin to a miracle. Welcome back to the world. Hope all is well on your side of the country.

6. Malach the Merciless - April 26, 2009

Thanks, you cleared that up fer me.

mike - April 26, 2009

I like public service posts.

7. Joey Polanski - April 26, 2009
mike - April 26, 2009

This blog is officially going to shit!

Joey Polanski - April 26, 2009

Eithr that elephant jus crappd out haff its weight, or its pretty dangd partickular about dumpin in exackly th same place evry friggin timeski.

Atlas Cerise - May 2, 2009

Hey, I know that act! It’s part of the Aristocrats, ain’t it?

8. meggie - April 27, 2009

Erm… Well, It is great to see you. I am not so sure about the piles of shit, but I guess that is what life mainly consists of, these days..

9. mike - April 27, 2009

Joey–I feel most sorry for the poor man under that pile. Naturally, I identify with him.

Meggie–Thanks. I think those are a perfect metaphor for life these days.

10. here today, gone tomorrow - April 27, 2009

I’m at work and don’t dare click on any links in the comments.

(And I’m delighted to see mybrid checking in.)

mike - April 27, 2009

HT/GT–Probably a good idea. Those links were all shitty anyway.

11. The Sagittarian - April 27, 2009

Oh crap, late here again!

12. Colonel Colonel - April 28, 2009

What about Ford Fairlane?

13. mike - April 28, 2009

Amanda–There’s no such thing as late here. We don’t take attendance.

Colonel–Good question. Perhaps I should do another “Don’t Confuse ‘Em.”

14. Sara Sue - April 28, 2009

I never knew Tennessee Williams choked on an eye dropper cap! Joey is amazing!
Great post!

Joey Polanski - April 28, 2009

Whats REALY amazing is all th times that ol Tennessee COUDA chokd on sompm but DIDNT.

15. mike - April 28, 2009

Sara Sue–Yeah. That’s had to be one of those WTF moments for old Tennessee.

Joey–It had to be a case of practice makes perfect.

16. Colonel Colonel - May 1, 2009

What’s all this about the government bailing out Tennessee Ernie Ford?

17. sarasue - May 2, 2009

So … did he smoke Joey?

18. Stealing Schtick - I Have No Shame « Beer is NOT Food (Except on Saturdays) - May 3, 2009

[...] Dog photo shamelessly pilfered from Old Fish & Lemonade Idea shamelessly pilfered from The Joey Polanski Show Shamelessly pilfering Mike’s pilfer at Tongue in Check [...]

19. sarasue - May 3, 2009

Joey – Maybe Tennessee was the suckee …

Joey Polanski - May 3, 2009

I got NO problem callin Tennessee “sucky”.

20. sarasue - May 3, 2009

I find it hard (hee hee! I said “hard”) to believe anyone with a cc of sucking practice would choke on an eyedrop top!

21. mike - May 3, 2009

Colonel–I think he’s just filing moral bankruptcy.

Sara Sue–Not that kind of pole. And yes, I have had some experiences in Tennessee that sucked.

22. sarasue - May 5, 2009

Ahhh … feels like old times!

23. Malicious Intent - May 9, 2009

I so didn’t get that. But then I couldn’t boil an egg this week to save my life. I come here, no hot chics as ordered by the doctor, but get these ugly dudes instead!

24. mike - May 18, 2009

Apparently I have a spammer who hasn’t realized that I have a spam filter on here so over 100 of his dumb ass spam comments have gone directly into the trash.

Spam away fuck face, but you’ll get nowhere here.


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