Round-Up May 3, 2009
Posted by mike in Uncategorized.trackback
I guess it’s as good a time as any to do a quick blog stats round up. I would like to tell you that I do this on a regular basis, but the truth is, I do it when I am sick of hearing the sound of my own voice, and I have hopes that maybe I will find some renewed inspiration.
Although I admit that I am nowhere near as obsessed with my blog stats as I used to be, I do still get a kick out of finding out why people other than you regulars come here. Sometimes even I am surprised to find out why people show up here.
Top Ten Search Items That Bring People Here:
cameltoe
Sarah Palin nude (This is wrong on so many fucking levels).
Kelly Monaco (I’m damned proud of that one).
girls kissing
Hilary Swank (WTF, did I do a post about a horse face?)
Erin Burnett nude
Amanda Beard
beaver shot
body paint
nipple slip
Personally, I see a pattern here. Not sure if that is a good thing or a bad thing.
Anyway, here are the top 5 posts as far as viewership goes:
Watching Paint Dry 10,118 views
Spot The Republican 6247 views
More Things I Found While Looking For Something Else 2803 views
Seriously Flawed 2215 views
Why Mormons Piss Me Off 1591 views
Interestingly enough, one of my favorite posts just missed the top 5. Since it is one of my favorites though, I thought I would point it out to you anyway–
I See Dead People/Long Walk Home 1511 views.
The top five referring sites to this blog are:
And now it’s time for my favorite stats. Below are the top 5 pictures that have brought folks to this blog:
Number 1: Sports Camel Toe
Beach Volleyball
Blond Nipple Slip
Hot Swimmer Chick
And Last But Not Least, Kelly Monaco!
So there you have it folks. Apparently, I’m not the only sick fuck out there. I mean I just post this drivel. The really funny thing is that someone actually comes here to read it.
Keyword searches are one of my favorite things to look at. They always bring a smile.
You must be proud.
Joan–I have to admit it is one of the things I like most about having a WP blog.
Malach–In the absence of any other definable emotion, yes, I am.
Since you havnt writtn about macaque since th ol Gin & Tonic days, Id hafta say MY all-time favorit Tongue In Check post is THISn.
It gots evrything.
It gots gin.
It gots tonick.
It gots some A+ Mike & Joey shtick in th coments-secktion.
Thats right.
It gots macaque …
… AND it gots yacaque too!
Christ Joey, I had forgotten all about that. I should really go back and read this blog more often.
If I had saved anything from my old G & T blog, I wish it could have been the macaque post. The post was funny, but the comments from you guys were the best. Dammit all I wish that blog was still out there somewhere!
Way I look at it, G & T has passd from th blogassfear and into LEGEND. And of those o us who was atchualy part of it, only a precious few are still around. Wont be long bfore fokes are havin, like, debates ovr what was & what was NOT writtn on G & T. We, th ANCIENT ONES, will surely be consultd to resolve such disputes.
Too bad our memorys are all shot t hell from all th G & T.
Joey–I will always blame that company in Ohio for the loss of that blog. Well, that and the fact that I was about half in the bag when I deleted it because I thought for sure I had just backed up the entire blog. Turns out I only had a little bit of it.
A year or so ago I was cleaning out some of the stuff on this computer and I thought I had found it. Turns out it was only a couple of posts. I was so disappointed.
Mike, I still think of you when I see macaque. You are legend.
See the best thinbg about this blog is that it ain’t a box of chocolates…we know with reliable certainty everyone will get something here! Thats why we keep turning up in droves (or in our pyjamas) to sample your wares – and you didn’t feel a thing hehehe; hope you’re having a great day, Mike!
I’m in my pyjamas right now
I’m responsible for 9000 of those hits on “Watching Paint Dry”.
Amanda–Maybe I should change the name of this to the pajama blog. I’m in my pajamas right now too. Well, at least what passes for pajamas for me. Thanks for showing up–especially in your pajamas.
Cissy–Naturally, the mind begins to wander…..
Sara Sue–Yeah, folks do love the pictures from that post. It still gets the most views on a daily basis.
Ah, yes, macaque. Those were the days, wish I remembered more about them. Macaque, and the Great Gummi Bear Massacre.
But Sarah Palin nude? Ouch. Must be a bunch of Republican ex-toe-tappers.
Colonel–Yep, the gummi bear massacre. That was another one. Had I been home when I did that post, I might have actually tried to shoot them. I guess doing that in an apartment in Utah might have been a problem.
Of course had I married them, it wold have been alright.
What does it say about me that I love your site?
Great minds think alike … I just posted about the things which make various weirdos land at my place too. I mostly get people looking for mens nipples. And snogging. Jeez, they must be so disappointed when they see my blog. x
Erin Burnett nude?
I got here Googling ‘Carol Burnett nude.’
The first one is better.
Trust me.
Mrs. C–It says that you are one of “us.”
Kitty–I actually saw what you did and naturally, flat out stole it! I was going to comment, but as soon as I saw what you did, I thought I should come over here and steal it as fast as I could.
Moooooog–Yeah, I think you can get here by googling dirty old man too, but that is the subject matter for another post.
Would love to see Amanda Beard and Erin Burnett wrestle in jello.
I just wish I had been about in the early days of your blogging career! All those gems I must have missed out on.
I’ve just spent an hour trying to find Sarah Palin nude. What gives buster?
Beach–Oh yeah. That would be a match worth seeing.
Meggie–There were some “Gin-inspired” gems back in those days.
Anaglyph–It’s a great gimmick that keeps people returning. Truthfully, I suspect that if they actually found her, they wouldn’t keep coming back. That woman is so mean that I hear she has a wolverine instead of a vagina between her legs.
That photo of sports camel toe freaks me out. It’s like you could stick your hand in there. Hands aren’t supposed to go in there.
Chickie–I never thought of it that way, but you are right. That camel toe looks like a catcher’s mit.
Bettr a catchrs mitt than a Louisville Sluggr.
Where’s my Viggo?
Viggo, Viggo, Viggo. Viggo Mortensen, Lord of the Rings, Aragorn, Eastern Promises, naked Viggo Mortensen, The Indian Runner, I love Viggo, Viggo naked.
There.
Let’s see what happens to your stats now!
Joey–That would have to be the ultimate “Oh Shit” moment.
HT/GT–Man, that could run my perfect stats!
Girls kissing each other is so sexy, your site is great, i love it.