Separated At Birth June 11, 2009
Posted by mike in Uncategorized.trackback
I just read that Chastity Bono was going to get a sex change operation, and aside from the fact that I thought she has already had one, something dawned on me………
Chastity (soon to be Chaz) Bono
Val (soon to be Chastity Bono) Kilmer
Scary.
Not just the similarity, but also the way Kilmer’s ballooned up. What the hell happened to “Iceman”?
You did her years ago, didn’t you
Goddamn. I remember when Val Kilmer was hot. WTF? Now I’ll think of Chaz Bono when watching Kilmer in Tombstone.
Somewhere Sonny is laughing his ass off, or crying.
nhfalcon–It is scary, isn’t it?
Malach–No. Her penis is bigger than mine.
Chickie–Yeah, Chaz may actually look better than Val now.
Beach–He’s probably laughing his ass off because he knows that kid ain’t his.
OMFG. That is brilliant!
Parents really ought to think hard when they name their kids. Chastity? Val? Asking for trouble.
I doubt anyone would get a Bone-O for either of them!
Sigh–Thanks. I try so hard.
Anaglyph–Apparently, Chaz’s parents were thinking ‘hard.’
Amanda–Now that’s brilliant!
Geez…Kilmer used to be so beautiful. If that happened to my Viggo, I don’t know what I’d do to myself…
So Chasity will be Chaz…as she was always to handsome to be a female and Val will be Valerie and he was always to pretty to be a guy.
Really the universe will be in proper order when those two get their acts together and make right the wrongs.
HT/GT–Now you know how I feel about Kathleen Truner.
MI–Life used to be so simple. Guys used to have penises. Women had vaginas. The go together so beautifully somehow. Now they have vapenises. Or is that peginas. Either way. I’m confused.
Any trufe to th rumor that Cher is donatin th skin to make th peepee?
Joey–
Can’t say for sure, but there sure was a time when Cher worked on my peepee.
I hear ya.
I knew you’d understand.
It dont, aftr all, seem so funny,
That Chaz woud abandon th cunny.
It seems only fair:
Shes gottn her Cher,
And now wants a lil more o Sonny.
It jus mighta done Chaz some good,
Doin sompm that evry chick shoud.
If only she had,
Done jus like her dad,
And took a dangd faceful o wood!
LMAO….
Well, if all goes according to plan, she be able to give someone a “faceful o wood!”
Or at least immitation wood.
This may be th firs time a man is made usin a womans rib.
Good thing surgeons are in th habit o playin God.
Looks like a MvR in the wrong place!
The similarities scare me.
Also: In less than a week I’ll be meeting you and Jackie and you’ll be running for the hills from “that crazy person from the Internet.” Aren’t you excited?
Joey–I don’t think this man is being made. I think he’s being set free.
Atlas–I debated it but since I hadn’t posted anything here in over a week, I went with this place.
Bekah–I know. Looking forward to it. I was just telling my wife, THE QUEEN OF POLAND, that it was somehow appropriate that you would be the first person I meet since you were the first to comment on my blog.
Ten bucks says that Obama starts a ‘What The Fuck Happened to Val Kilmer?!?” congressional subcommittee.
Moooooog–Maybe you can be the Czar.
Somehow it always seemed like reverse Karma, that Cher’s daughter is gay.
Meggie–Yes, it does.