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HI, BILLY MAYS HERE….. June 29, 2009

Posted by mike in Uncategorized.
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*THUMP*

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1. Joey Polanski - June 29, 2009

Had to a-been th crank that killt im.

2. The Sagittarian - June 29, 2009

No idea who he is, but I presume he too has fallen off his perch?

3. Catalyst - June 29, 2009

BILLY! BILLLLLLEEEEEE! WTF, WILL YOU WAKE UP!!!!!

4. Joey Polanski - June 29, 2009

Who will it be next?

Will it be Waltr Cronkite? Will it be Elizabeth Taylor?

Anyone takin acktion on Danny Bonaduce?

5. Sigh - June 29, 2009

Definitely Bonaduce! =)

6. Atlas Cerise - June 29, 2009

He died because he completely bled out from his ears after hearing his own voice.

7. Joey Polanski - June 30, 2009

Billy couda sold me my own friggin pair o shoeskis.

8. mike - June 30, 2009

Joey–I was just asking my wife (The Queen Of Poland) how old Cronkite was/is. He’s got to be ready to step on that rainbow soon.

Amanda–He was a pitchman here in the states that did these long winded info-mercials for gimmicky products.

Catalyst–Still sad to see him go at such an early age. He was only 50–although I read that his beard was at the signing of the Decleration of Independence.

Sigh–That looks like wishful thinking!

Atlas–He killed me daily if that is the case.

Joey–What’s the old saying….he could have sold refrigerators to Eskimos. There was another one, but since this is a family blog, I won’t say it.

9. Joey Polanski - June 30, 2009

Cronkite is reportdly in very bad shape.

And yeah, … Im sayin itll be th crank that kills him too.

And Im doublin-down on Danny.

mike - June 30, 2009

I would have put money on someone killing Danny a long time ago. The guy’s a freak.

I didn’t know that about Cronkite. He was/is kind of the voice of the nation through the 60’s. I can’t think of a single news story from that time that Walter Cronkite doesn’t narrarate it in my head.

10. Mrs. Chili - June 30, 2009

I JUST found out this morning (why yes; I AM under a rock lately). What happened?

11. redroach - June 30, 2009

Why couldn’t they soak him in Kaboom, then purge his veins with oxyclean? Won’t that bring the dead back to life?

TV

12. mike - June 30, 2009

Mrs. C–He went Kaboom !

Thomas–They are going to have to plug all the holes with Mighty Putty first.

13. Malicious Intent - June 30, 2009

Billy Mays…what a man. But he was not trying to kill himself. Poor fella.
Danny Bonaduce, who has a radio show here in the Philly area every morning that I listen to on the way to work…he is intentionally trying to kill himself. So when he does, it is bond to be a pay per view special and spectacular.

mike - June 30, 2009

Ummmmm…..

I can’t say as I blame Danny for wanting to kill himself. Not safe for ANYTHING…EVER!!!! Whatever you do, don’t click that link. You will never forgive me if you do!!!

14. Malach the Merciless - June 30, 2009

YOU BASTARD, HE WAS MY HERO!

15. Joey Polanski - June 30, 2009
16. mongo1962 - June 30, 2009

the guy could have pitched “Painful rectal itch toilet paper ” and it wold have sold.

17. ace - July 1, 2009

Another “celebrity” who was 50 just died. He had a lot going for him.

May Billy Mays rest in peace despite some of the negative things people say.

18. mike - July 1, 2009

Malach–Who, Danny?

Joey–Apparently he’s just overcompensating for his small penis.

Mongo–I know I would have.

Ace–From what everyone says, he was a nice guy. Even though he was only 50, I think his beard was around when the universe was created.

19. Joey Polanski - July 1, 2009

I hope Billy Mays rests in peace too. I jus cant realy pitchr that, can you? I hear God awready has a headacke. But He DID buy a years spply o Oxy-Clean.

And as fer Danny … Dont that guy shoot human growfe hormone? Is he jus not shootin it in th right place or what?

20. Atlas Cerise - July 1, 2009

Well, we were all wrong. Karl kicked the bucket.

Joey Polanski - July 1, 2009

Karl is dead.

Long live Carl!

21. mike - July 1, 2009

Next time, we need to go here .

Joey Polanski - July 1, 2009

Nice site!

But DANG!

I didnt know that Miss Brahms bit it back in Feb.

(*sniffski*)

22. moooooog35 - July 2, 2009

…and they sealed his casket with Mighty Putty…

23. James - July 2, 2009

Let us also remember his most memorable line together:

“Live sports travels to your desktop from the back of your computer!” and the basketball, football and baseball images used during that clip.

The man was a genius.

24. mike - July 2, 2009

Joey–I didn’t know it either, but I bet my wife did.

Moooooog–Good idea. I wouldn’t want him to ruin the rapture.

James–He was indeed.