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Glenn Beck Is a Cock Sucker September 8, 2009

Posted by mike in Uncategorized.
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I don’t really have much to add to that. I just wanted to see how many hits I get for that title.

For those of you who don’t know who Glenn Beck is, go here.

For those of you who do, perhaps this will help:

hot-chick-wow4

UPDATE: I just went to Google and typed in Glenn Beck Is A Cocksucker and I am number 1 with a bullet!

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1. Malicious Intent - September 8, 2009

“UPDATE: I just went to Google and typed in Glenn Beck Is A Cocksucker and I am number 1 with a bullet!”

You are a GOD!

2. Atlas Cerise - September 8, 2009

Are you speaking from personal experience or did Redroach brag about getting slurped again?

3. Malach the Merciless - September 8, 2009

I believe personal experience

4. Atlas Cerise - September 8, 2009

Holy fucking shit Malach not only read* a comment but replied to one AND managed to be funny. I think my world just imploded.

*or had it read to him.

5. mike - September 8, 2009

MI–That’s what I have been trying to tell you.

Atlas–Rush Limbaugh told me.

Malach–See above comment.

Atlas–Someone has to be coaching him.

6. Chickie - September 8, 2009

Congratulations on your place in line with Google! You must have the same pride that I do over being #1 with “flaming twatwad”.

7. Sigh - September 8, 2009

sommmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeee needs to explain this to me… I dont get the Glen Beck thing…

8. mike - September 8, 2009

Chickie–Thank you. I haven’t been this happy since Kathy Lee Gifford’s nipples put me up there at the top of the page.

Sigh–Glenn Beck is an entertainer that has a show on Fox News Channel (the modern day equivalent of the Sears Robuck catalog in the outhouse) where in he preaches to America’s conservative sheep. He routinley tells them to soil their diapers and they do. He is like a puppet master in charge of a bunch of retarted puppets making them dance an ignorant jig.

And he’s a cock sucker.

9. anaglyph - September 9, 2009

I don’t know who Glenn Beck is, but the picture helped me anyway.

10. Malicious Intent - September 9, 2009

Yes, Mike’s visuals always help you stay on target with his message. He is a master at this.

11. mike - September 9, 2009

Anaglyph–Yeah, you only need to know one thing about him. He is a cock sucker.

MI–Thank you. I think the visuals help. Especially when it comes to cock suckers like Glenn Beck.

12. nhfalcon - September 9, 2009

Baaaa…

mike - September 9, 2009

LOL.

Yes, I agree. In addition to being a cock sucker, he’s a sheep herder too.

13. Atlas Cerise - September 10, 2009

You have competition:

Check this out.

14. Sigh - September 10, 2009

ah I see!

15. Patti - September 11, 2009

Nope didn’t help me a bit – i’d need quite a bit of plastic surg to even come close to her *sigh*

16. mike - September 11, 2009

Atlas– yeah, it didn’t give me the boost I was hoping for.

Sigh–Glad that helped.

Patti–yeah, me too.

17. Redroach - September 12, 2009

Tell atlas that you got the idea from him. I am going to title a post “Atlas Sucks Glen Becks Cock” so that he and I can be #1 on Google.

mike - September 12, 2009

Thomas–but why state the obvious on a blog post? When I type that in The Google, it takes me directly to Atlas’ blog.

18. anaglyph - September 14, 2009

That girl is still asleep. I’ve been waiting here all night for her to roll over.

mike - September 14, 2009

Yeah, she’s down for the count!

19. here today, gone tomorrow - September 17, 2009

I can already tell, without clicking through, that I don’t want to know who he is.

20. haey - October 1, 2009

I found your post by searching for google images for “hot chick”

flink - November 19, 2009

i did too.! jajajaj i wonder who this “hot chick” is